Jokes & Riddles

Jokes:
























Riddles:
1. Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
2. If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
3.What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?                          
4.What travels around the world but stays in a corner?
5.What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
6.What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
7.If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
8.What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
9.What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
10.What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?

Answers to Riddles:
1.nothing
2.fire
3.short
4.a stamp
5.the letter 'M'
6.Mississippi
7.a secret
8.a breath
9.teapot
10.silence